hey
babies!
welcome to
Most Paisley
spaceport!
a wretched
hive of
scum and villany
since 1977!

So
here is the
opening credit
theme:
"Lucas Fantasy"
including
actual animation
to be used
in the opening
sequence,
dig?

Life is not such a gas for Punk Vader, who opens lamenting his family probelms to his shrink... He used to be Anarchist Steppenwolf, but his son Luke won't even aknowledge him.
Worse yet , his arch enemy/former master Obi-Wan McKenna is teaching Luke the ways of "the Groove" and how to become a
Get-High Knight.
As if that ain't enough, after hitching a ride on the Jefferson Falcon with Han Homo and Chew-biker, Luke comes to rescue his sister Princess Leia Organic!  can you guess what this next song is about?
ahleia.mp3
Luke Steppenwolf has to prove he's hip with the groove by blowing up the Solid Gold Star and Grand Funk Tarkin!
"Use the Groove Luke!"
Yee-Haw!  it's an X-Wing Fighter Flight!
xwingfighterflight.mp3
After a short inteval on the ice planet Meth, the gang splits up, with Luke going to train with Yo-dass on the funky planet Day-glo, a considerably damper place than Luke's own home world of Tofuwaine!
rebelbase.mp3
Ok, now if you're REALLY good at Star Wars and Parodies, you'll be able to guess why there's an old time Gospel song about Jonah playing in this scene from "the Empire Strikes back"
 Iamtheman.mp3
Digging that the groove was about to hit the fan, Luke takes off to find Han Homo and Leia, who are bait for a trap!
Punk Vader begins his classic cyborg duel and revelation scene, singing about getting
MAIMED by a black light sabre!
maim.mp3
What happens from there?
Well you'll just have to dig the feature length Star Wars Parody from your chillin stoner friends at Barbarian Clan Films!
starwarsgroove.mp3
CAST
(voice and models)
Coz the Shroom-- Punk Vader, Obi-Wan McKenna
Michael Holt-- Luke Steppenwolf
Saxon Norton-- the Psychiatrist, Emperor Amphetamine
Phyllie Mae Hawley-- Princess Leia, Yo-Dass
Michael Fontenot-- Mott the Hoople (force choke victim)