hey Life is not such a gas for Punk Vader, who opens lamenting his family
probelms to his shrink... He used to be Anarchist Steppenwolf, but
his son Luke won't even aknowledge him.
babies!
welcome
to
Most Paisley
spaceport!
a wretched
hive of
scum
and villany
since 1977!
So
here is the
opening credit
theme:
"Lucas
Fantasy"
including
actual animation
to be used
in
the opening
sequence,
dig?
Worse yet , his arch
enemy/former master Obi-Wan McKenna is teaching Luke the ways of "the
Groove" and how to become a Get-High
Knight.
As
if that ain't enough, after hitching a ride on the Jefferson Falcon
with Han Homo and Chew-biker, Luke comes to rescue his sister
Princess Leia Organic! can you guess what this next song is
about?
ahleia.mp3
Luke Steppenwolf has
to prove he's hip with the groove by blowing up the Solid Gold Star
and Grand Funk Tarkin!
"Use the Groove Luke!"
Yee-Haw!
it's an X-Wing Fighter Flight!
xwingfighterflight.mp3
After
a short inteval on the ice planet Meth, the gang splits up, with Luke
going to train with Yo-dass on the funky planet Day-glo, a
considerably damper place than Luke's own home world of
Tofuwaine!
rebelbase.mp3
Ok, now if
you're REALLY good at Star Wars and Parodies, you'll be able to guess
why there's an old time Gospel song about Jonah playing in this scene
from "the Empire Strikes back"
Iamtheman.mp3
Digging
that the groove was about to hit the fan, Luke takes off to find Han
Homo and Leia, who are bait for a trap!
Punk Vader begins his
classic cyborg duel and revelation scene, singing about getting
MAIMED by
a black light sabre!
maim.mp3
What
happens from there?
Well you'll just have to dig the feature
length Star Wars Parody from your chillin stoner friends at Barbarian
Clan Films!
starwarsgroove.mp3
CAST
(voice
and models)
Coz
the Shroom-- Punk Vader, Obi-Wan McKenna
Michael
Holt-- Luke Steppenwolf
Saxon
Norton-- the Psychiatrist, Emperor Amphetamine
Phyllie
Mae Hawley-- Princess Leia, Yo-Dass
Michael
Fontenot-- Mott the Hoople (force choke victim)